SPIN IT. BUILD HIM. SURVIVE THE SEASON.
Nine spins, nine real coaches, one trait off each. Sometimes an A+. Sometimes a D. Then he takes a real job and you live with it.
Up there is the build nobody gets: Reid's offense, Belichick's defense, Lombardi's locker room. Look at whose mic it took, though. Belichick grades A+ on defense and Dwith the press, so it borrowed Madden's. Yours will not come out this tidy.
The guys with the job right now, the coordinators waiting for one, and whoever the carousel spat out this winter.
START BUILDING →Lombardi. Walsh. Madden. Halas. Everybody who ever had a stadium or a trophy named after them, in one wheel.
DRAFT THE GREATS →THE WHOLE THING, IN THREE LINES
- 1.Spin. The wheel picks the coach. You only pick which piece of him you keep.
- 2.Do that nine times. You will run out of good traits before you run out of spins. Two respins, use them well.
- 3.Live with him for 17 games. All 272 games get simmed, week by week. Then somebody decides whether you keep your job.
Every grade on this site is somebody's opinion, argued about at length and written down anyway. Think Belichick deserves better than a D with the media? The contact link is right down there.
